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Old Dec 19, 2006, 05:49 AM // 05:49   #1
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Well, i was looking at the lists of religions on wikipedia and i found one called Pastafarianism. This is by far the best religion i have ever come across.

[quote/]The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses two points. "A) It has beer volcanos as far as the eye can see & B) It has a stripper factory."[quote]


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Old Dec 19, 2006, 05:52 AM // 05:52   #2
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Yes it was mentioned in the South Park episode. It is a funny religion but not one im likely to follow.
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Old Dec 19, 2006, 05:53 AM // 05:53   #3
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I'm eating Italian atm

BTW, do I get free condoms in heaven?
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Old Dec 19, 2006, 02:21 PM // 14:21   #4
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Uh, if they're letting "mistakes" happen in heaven, I'm not sure it deserves to be called heaven.
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Old Dec 19, 2006, 07:09 PM // 19:09   #5
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Old Dec 19, 2006, 07:20 PM // 19:20   #6
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I heard angels rip out your *parts* when you get to heaven.
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